THROW A DOG A BONE?

This could be my lucky day.  I just love suckers.  Especially those little blue ones.  Come on kid, throw a dog a bone sucker.

Fine.  I have an enduring personality.   I'm willing to wait here patiently until you're ready to give it up.  Or share it.  No matter to me, I'm a massive yet docile dog.  But don't say I didn't warn you.

Whaa?  Wait, don't turn around.  Don't go.  Don't get that sucker out of my sight.  I'm patient, but not that patient!  Look at me.  Look at me!

Aahhhhhh!  That's, well thats just, Yummy!  Lean on in a little closer kid.  I can just lick your face off if you want.  I know.  You're welcome.  It's just the kind of dog I am.

Umm, yeah, that's close but not exactly what I was looking for.  Yeah, I don't think so.  That looks like a very tiny bit of graham cracker.  Do you not see me?  I'm a big girl.  I'm a dog that weighs 135 lb. for the love of mercy.  How do you expect me to keep up this gorgeous physique eating a measly helping of squishy graham cracker?  It's not funny any more .  I'm not kidding kid.  Give it up.  Give it up now kid.  I can still see that yummy blue sucker in your hand.  You've got it all soft and drooly now; just the way I like 'em.

Mom.  Momma.  Mommy!  Hep me, hep me now!  That beast dog is trying to eat my sweet treat.

She's in my space.  My own personal, high chair, only child,        S P A C E !

 Uh, no I'm not.  I'm just lying here devoted, alert, guarding your SUCKER.  I'm not even looking your way kid.  They'll never believe a word you say.  Besides, you can't even talk yet.  However, your face speaks a thousand words, so just calm down.  If we stay calm everyone can be a winner here.

Alright kid, if you're gonna be a tattle tale I can wait.  I'm a Bull Mastiff.  I'm extremely patient, calm and tolerant of children.  Even when they are sporting a yummy blue sucker.  Sucker.